The Times has a piece about a couple of companies in L.A. who cater to the I’ve-got-a-nice-car-and-drank-too-much crowd. The (terrible) headline is Too Tipsy to Drive? Call In the Cavalry:

Mr. Brown made a call, and 20 minutes later his driver arrived, dressed in a mod suit accented by a Union Jack armband, riding a collapsible scooter. Greetings were exchanged. The driver folded the scooter into a carrying case, threw it in the trunk of the Jag and whisked Mr. Brown safely home.