Diagnosis: “inversion sprain.”
Treatment: soft cast, stay off the foot, no volleyball.
Cast color: blue.
Co-pay: $15.
Overly personal references by foot doctor: 2.
Ordered from Village Natural on the way back from the appointment: Seitan Club Sandwich.
Distance traversed on crutches today: 10 blocks, 3 avenues.
Number of times I explained “yes, again. volleyball. yes, same foot.”: 12.
General attitude: pretty good, considering…